People follow hollywoodsuperstarmeredy because he/she is perverted and has long slender fingers.
Oh….
People follow Itsu because he/she is crude and has a noodle addiction.
See, I knew the moe was a lie.
People follow MaerynSen because he/she is perverted and has rainbow-colored hair.
*closes the windows and locks the doors*
Fuck, they know.
People follow goddessofcheese because he/she is a porn star and plays the guitar.
LMAO, THAT SHIT IS A LIEEEEEEEEE.
People follow coppermarigolds because he/she is melodramatic and likes threesomes.
That first part is definitely true. The second, not so much!
People follow foxybcosplay because he/she is like a boss and likes banana milk.
People follow barbeauxbot because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and hates shaving.
which one of you’s the snitch
People follow rurone because of her wide collection of cat gifs, apparently.
People follow fyeahlilbitoeverything because he/she is a bishounen and doesn’t make sense.
People follow aqueenamongstkings because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and makes weird gestures in public.
People follow PinkTala because he/she is influential and likes showering with others.
People follow protagonistically because he/she is melodramatic and eats too much. Yeah. :(
People follow Kaciart because he/she is pure and has a dirty mind.
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People follow CatxFace because he/she is melodramatic and likes slimy things. WTF
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People follow Ari because he/she is a coffee addict and screams every 5 seconds.
ravencat reblogged this from yanagoya and added:
People follow Ravencat because he/she is a coffee addict and likes parfait.Oh…okay???
seasaltic reblogged this from yanagoya and added:
People follow seasaltic because he/she is sinful and has rainbow-colored hair. Ohoho, do I have masochists here? 8D And...
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People follow remotecomics because he/she is mean and likes boys’ love. i do like boys, but please, followers, tell me...
cheshire-writer reblogged this from bisonify and added:
People follow cheshire-writer because he/she is perverted and likes girls’ love. Oh so close
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gayrfield reblogged this from lanasugarcat and added:
banana milk. PEOPLE DO YOU REALLY FOLLOW ME CAUSE OF THIS? oh well
imhiddlesworthit reblogged this from yanagoya and added:
People follow imhiddlesworthit because he/she is funny and has a harem. ooo i like that answer!
greenberetgirl reblogged this from ohmytheon and added:
People follow greenberetgirl because she is nice and likes imaginary creatures.
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Last posted at May 14th. I have redone this for the sole purpose of getting this result: People follow Kid because...
justyouraveragefriendlycannibal reblogged this from rosepocalypse and added:
People follow justyouraveragefriendlycannibal because she is a pimp and likes going to mixed baths. Okay then
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dorky-sexy-pirates reblogged this from askdatroronoazoro and added:
“People follow dear-lor-im-a-pirate because she is a porn star and has a ninice butt” but I’m not a porn star ¬¬
derpella reblogged this from daftwithoneshoe and added:
People follow Ella because she is crude and likes to punish others.
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People follow justgotloki-d because he/she is a tea addict and swears too much.
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People follow Sexystormbuttcus because he/she is a mahou shoujo and likes stalking others.
stilldonthavenewleaf reblogged this from assguard and added:
People follow Pixeled-Protag because he/she is crazy and likes imaginary creatures. okay
peachpancakes reblogged this from assguard and added:
People follow Peachpancakes because he/she is perverted and has a smelly armpit. That is true on so many levels ok
assguard reblogged this from repository-of-lost-things and added:
has rainbow-colored hair.
ajordlei reblogged this from coffeeprost and added:
cause i have a secret talent.
nimeowma reblogged this from daft-punks and added:
People follow Danielle because he/she is funny and hates shaving.
decemberofbluesorrow reblogged this from thefireburninginmyblood and added:
People follow decemberofbluesorrow because he/she is kind and likes camels. I do? O_o
thefireburninginmyblood reblogged this from onyxvangem and added:
People follow blackrosesunrise because he/she is evil and likes threesomes. What. XD
wishtofly reblogged this from agentsokka and added:
It’s true.
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antiagnomeneidolon reblogged this from jenovacells and added:
sleek shiny hair. It sounds like I’m Hannibal Lecter. Seems legit.
thepalebride reblogged this from jenovacells and added:
People follow platonic-symbiosis because she is disgusting and likes parfait. …parfait? Yay I’m Mokuba. :D
keikifujimi reblogged this from maniaccatscrawlings and added:
“People follow Kei because he/she is beautiful and likes ketchup.”
homelesspeople reblogged this from agentsokka and added:
People follow humorinthedebree because he/she is cunning and likes little boys. Ah. So my secret is out.
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People follow hhazed because he/she is funny and tends to oversleep. That is exactly right.
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People follow technicolourtardis because he/she is smexy and dances well. oh well thanks guys :3
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People follow b0mbays because he/she is successful and has a noodle addiction. Well, they’re half right.
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People follow destiel-boy because he/she is a bishounen and likes green tea.
agentsokka reblogged this from gummishipping and added:
People follow with-eyes-wide-shut because he/she is a drama queen and has magic powers. DRAMA LLAMA POWAH
sidex reblogged this from gummishipping and added:
im not safe around bullet anymore People follow sidexchan because he/she is lazy and has a curry fetish. yes
bleachedshadow reblogged this from yunogasaii and added:
has sleek shiny hair.
gummishipping reblogged this from mrkyungcumber and added:
People follow seasaltkisses because he/she is hot and likes little girls. i’m found out
mrkyungcumber reblogged this from yunogasaii and added:
People follow akuse-ru because he/she is a tea addict and makes weird gestures in public. uhm
yunogasaii reblogged this from kiakiteru and added:
People follow YunoGasaii because he/she is a porn star and likes suntanning. what can i say
kiakiteru reblogged this from may000 and added:
people follow Esmé because she is hardworking and has a butt fetish …welp. you got me there.
may000 reblogged this from norwegianblues and added:
People follow May because she is smelly and likes camels. Well, I’m glad. I thought you were liking me for entirely the...
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People follow OnyxvanGem because he/she is evil and likes wasabi. Well, random website, I have just one question for...
nyaphlaire reblogged this from dqnavigator and added:
People follow Nyaphlaire because he/she is funny and cooks well. IDK?
dqnavigator reblogged this from pixiusmaximus and added:
People follow DQNavigator because he/she is a peeping tom and has a dirty mind. Shhhhh, no one is suppose to know about...
norwegianblues reblogged this from repository-of-lost-things and added:
People follow Heartwormblues because he/she is abusive and likes to punish others. waaaat?
