Stick and Minu suggested Teenage!Thorin AU 

Wherein Thorin goes to the pond, on a day when he has a break, with Bilbo. And when Bilbo wont get in with him, he discovers Bilbo can’t swim.

So he insists on teaching him.

jujubeee mod: ‘You HATE me, don’t you! That’s why you’re doing this?? Helping me…pah!’

jujubeee mod: And Thorin is chuckling

stick ban: it’s swimming lesson time

jujubeee mod: I kind of imagine he’s telling him to just try kicking

jujubeee mod: and Bilbo’s like ‘NO cuz then my FACE GOES IN THE WATER’

minumi: awwwwwwwww

jujubeee mod: ‘I won’t let you go’

jujubeee mod: While Dwalin calls from the side

jujubeee mod: ‘You SHOULD, he keeps hiding food from me!’

stick ban: hahaha Dwalin, best offended bro

jujubeee mod: And Thorin is all ‘Dont you have soemthign better to DO?’

stick ban: meaning, “go away so I can make my move”

jujubeee mod: HAHA

jujubeee mod: Bilbo’s all handsy

jujubeee mod: but its just cuz hes frantic

stick ban: lol Thorin’s first reaction would be physical, not logical enough to realise that

jujubeee mod: Thorin’s treading water

jujubeee mod: which means Bilbo’s arent touching the bottom at all

jujubeee mod: and he keep grabbing at Thorin

stick ban: … if his hand slipped …

jujubeee mod: swimming lessons over

jujubeee mod: if he drops the baby

jujubeee mod: LOL Stick

jujubeee mod: getting OUT would be fun

jujubeee mod: ‘look away!’

jujubeee mod: ‘Oh NOW you’re modest’

stick ban: hahahaha

stick ban: yesss that’d be priceless