stick ban: Maybe Thrain got tired of being at Bag End and is making Thorin pack up and leave, and they’re giving up the diplomacy, but Bilbo actually wants them to stay

jujubeee mod: ohhh

jujubeee mod: Maybe its a bluff

jujubeee mod: on Thrains part

stick ban: oooh to test Bilbo

jujubeee mod: or see how Bilbo and Thorin will react

jujubeee mod: HAH

stick ban: oooh, Thorin wouldn’t know it was a bluff? I like that.

stick ban: I like that a lot.

jujubeee mod: I think Thrain would have kept it all very close to his chest

jujubeee mod: on what he was doing

jujubeee mod: perhaps Balin knows

jujubeee mod: but no one else

jujubeee mod: IF SO

jujubeee mod: What are the reactions

stick ban: Thorin would be angry but probably still young enough that he’d have to go along with his father’s plan

jujubeee mod: Yes

stick ban: maybe he’d be planning on leaving and then doubling back

jujubeee mod: mini tantrum

stick ban: and Bilbo would just be at a total loss, and part of him would be like, “good riddance, what were you thinking with all these dwarves here anyway when you’re a Baggins, etc.”

jujubeee mod: AWWW

jujubeee mod: Maybe Bilbo is waiting for something to happen

stick ban: but another part of him would be afraid of being alone again

jujubeee mod: before he realises he has to do something himself

stick ban: yes

jujubeee mod: And he’s just leaving the gate

jujubeee mod: with a bag on his back

stick ban: he’s too used to waiting/watching others make the move

jujubeee mod: when Thorin crests the hill

stick ban: awww

jujubeee mod: He’d be like

jujubeee mod: ‘…i was going to the market…’

stick ban: SURE you were

jujubeee mod: ‘in the evening’

jujubeee mod: ?

stick ban: with your walking stick

stick ban: and a week’s worth of food

jujubeee mod: ‘Alright, I wasn’t’ D:

stick ban: and Thorin would go off on a lecture about how the wild is dangerous and what was Bilbo thinking

jujubeee mod: HAHA

stick ban: before he’d remember that he’s actually really glad to see Bilbo again

jujubeee mod: WHOOPS

stick ban: and then he’d just clam up

jujubeee mod: people skills

stick ban: and steer Bilbo back inside

stick ban: maybe Thrain would give them a night alone before coming back, and then try to read the situation in the morning

jujubeee mod: Maybe he’d have been prepping this speech in his head

jujubeee mod: the whole way

stick ban: did they, or didn’t they?

jujubeee mod: to ask Bilbo to please have him

jujubeee mod: and he’s so tongue tied

stick ban: aww Thorin. he’d have it all in his mind but completely lose his words when face-to-face.

jujubeee mod: Yess

jujubeee mod: just be rude

stick ban: yes

jujubeee mod: And offend Bilbo

jujubeee mod: But i do think they would manage a hug

stick ban: Bilbo would be like, “if that’s the way you’re going to be, you can just turn right around”

jujubeee mod: before Thorin opened his idiot mouth

stick ban: aww yes

stick ban: definitely a hug

stick ban: completely with awkward manly pats on the back 

stick ban: so comforted by the fact that Thorin hasn’t left him but in fact came back

stick ban: Thorin’s arms would wrap around Bilbo so easily

stick ban: who would let go first here, do you think?

jujubeee mod: Bilbo

jujubeee mod: he’d flail a bit

jujubeee mod: the bag straps are probably cutting into him

stick ban: Bilbo would let go and try to step back but Thorin would be still holding for another second

stick ban: Bilbo would so be blushing after this

jujubeee mod: he’d be on tip toe

stick ban: once he realises how close his face was to Thorin’s

stick ban: Thorin would probably pick on Bilbo for setting out on an expedition in his good velvet jacket

jujubeee mod: I figure its light from one of the hobbit houses

stick ban: what if it was from a Took house? and then word got back to the head of the family that Bilbo & Thorin had become this close, and then the whole diplomacy situation got worse?

bean ban: haha dammit stick we were all happy

stick ban: not allowed

jujubeee mod: YES AND

jujubeee mod: rather

jujubeee mod: That happens

jujubeee mod: and They arrive

jujubeee mod: like a mob

jujubeee mod: telling Bilbo he has no choice

jujubeee mod: But to accept Thorin’s proposal

jujubeee mod: Like probably presuming Bilbo was being a tartlet

jujubeee mod: Maybe even going so far as to presume it was spite

jujubeee mod: and vengeful

jujubeee mod: And Bilbo’s like

stick ban: ooooh yes

jujubeee mod: speechless

jujubeee mod: and then

jujubeee mod: Mount Thorin

jujubeee mod: ERUPTS

stick ban: haha

stick ban: not in the sexy way either

bean ban: hahahaha

jujubeee mod: no

stick ban: in the angry way

jujubeee mod: not sexy at all

stick ban: in the tossing tables way

jujubeee mod: furniture is thrown

jujubeee mod: HAH

stick ban: yes

jujubeee mod: Thrain turns the corner

jujubeee mod: and sees a chair flying out the door of bagend

stick ban: haha

jujubeee mod: and some hobbits running

jujubeee mod: ‘……..’

stick ban: he would have been so proud of himself just before, because his plan worked and Thorin turned back

jujubeee mod: ‘I leave him alone for not even half a day’

jujubeee mod: But I figure the things Thorin says

jujubeee mod: would have Bilbo like *____*

jujubeee mod: Like telling them that Bilbo doesn’t have to do ANYTHING he doesnt want to

stick ban: awww

jujubeee mod: and the fury is him being offended for Bilbo’s sake

jujubeee mod: And after they’ve hightailed it out of their

jujubeee mod: Thorin would be breathing heavy

jujubeee mod: and Bilbo would be like ‘Did you mean it??’

jujubeee mod: Like he could have been saying things

jujubeee mod: in his rage that HE would be lucky to have Bilbo

jujubeee mod: and not the other way around

jujubeee mod: and that the sooner the others realise what a gem Bilbo is

jujubeee mod: the better off they will be

jujubeee mod: and this is the only time he gets his words about Bilbo to come out right

jujubeee mod: even tho he’s not technically saying them to him

AND THEN I FORGOT TO COPY SOME

BUT THE CHAT HAD MOVED TOO FAST

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