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(Rated R stuff ahead)
I’m just bad at writing smut, okay?
“Like this?” Dick sits at the computer in the cave and tries to repeat the keystrokes that Tim has just showed him.
Tim makes a noise like the buzzer on a game show, “Urrrngh. Nope.” Tim is leaning against the console, arms crossed…
what are words???
Pro, Oh. My. God.
My jaw is somewhere on the floor, I’ll find it later, I dont need it to type.
This was SO ridiculously hot…I can’t even begin to express just…fffffff, I’m really strange about smut because most of the time it’s like reading the same story over and over, a generic roll in the sack, the end.
But you just, OWN it, you’re creative with your words, your descriptions are delicious and just. LOVE IT.
I will forever love your Tim, there’s a lot of people that don’t understand the depth of his character - his personality - because they’ve only read RR. But missed out on Tim’s silly, quirkyness from the Robin comics.
The exchange between him and Dick, lol poor Dick, I know you’re not inept, Tim is just that much more clever than you bb. And loving it.
His intrusive, concealing cape has been abandoned further in the cave, so Dick can watch unrestricted as the boy’s pelvis sways back and forth with the movement.
The second I read that line I was like *rubs hands together* Oh we are in for a treat ffff *__*
The bandolier framing the angles of Tim’s shoulder blades and the wings that could grow from there.
Omg, that line is just so beautiful. ;w;
I love how unaware Tim is of his looks, thats always so appealing to me, there’s no ego.
Uses the pads of his bare fingers to spin Tim until he’s pulled onto Dick’s lap and until he has trapped one of Tim’s coltish thighs in between his own.
That description is just so wonderfullll. I really liked the use of the word ‘coltish’ because I dunno, to me it has connotations of skittishness, which well; Tim and the physical realm…yep.
And it’s a gift when Dick can cup the small curve of Tim’s ass, slide his hand down until he can lift Tim’s other leg, the one not warm and pressed at Dick’s groin, so that it’s on top of his own and Tim is perfect on his lap and there’s no air between their bodies.
I’m just going to paste this entire paragraph because SWEET MOTHER…omg, this is just so hot Pro. I really love your description, the action is so well described and fff it’s so sexy.
Dick smiles into the kiss, of course it’s something deeper than a kiss now, smiles into and bounces his thigh into the juncture of Tim’s legs and swallows the moans and breathy noises
……Just…gonna drown in a puddle of my own drool…yes I am. My aspirations for the night - drown. And what a wonderful death it will be *__* hrnnngg that is so hot Pro.
One hand pulling the spandex of Dick’s top out of his pants and the other, sliding up his chest, nails catching a nipple, giving Tim one of Dick’s own groans to swallow.
God I love that description. Sharing is caring Dick…it’s only fair you give back something.
Tim’s hand is small and cool on the warm skin of Dick’s stomach, but his fingers don’t stop petting the line of hair there, even as Tim shudders with every press and bounce of Dick’s leg.
“—After, of course.” And he pressed in with his lips to swallow more of Tim’s smart, wonderful sounds.
I just…want this on my tombstone.
'Death by too much sexy - HERE IT IS'
Prooo, pro pro pro you are so amazing ;_______________;
Thank you so much hunnnnn Ffff this + codeine…I am going to have the most AMAZING dreams.
Fic: “Another Fine Mess” | Dick Grayson/Tim Drake | pg-13
Title: Another Fine Mess
Fandom: DCnU; Dick Grayson, Tim Drake
Word Count: ~1,750Rating: pg-13
Notes: Dick/Tim ficlet for Julieeeeee. <3 Based off her beautiful art that I can’t find. I suck.
“Dick - I think that I’m going to have to call child services and have you taken away from yourself, and I’m being completely serious here.”
Omg Pro, I was *cracking up* reading this.
That ‘omg everyone in the house is asleep fuuckk SNERK’ kinda laughs. Honestly it was just so hilarious, I loved Dick’s smart ass replies and poor Tim just so so cute.
The opening line just says that you’re gonna spend the fic laughing. Aww but Tim, then they would take him away from you too so that just doesnt work.
“Oh my god, Dick. You’re going to have to go on one of those reality shows.
This section from ‘But you love me’ was so hilarious. We don’t have that show over here but Teal is perpetually watchign it so I hear all about the scenarios. And yes, Dick. This is inevitable.
We have ‘How Clean is you House’, which would also be hilarious.
The description of the mess is just hilarious. And Tim, really, you’re COMPLAINING about a half naked Dick(that sounds AWFUL) walking around. Most people would pay good money to see that on a regular basis.
“I don’t know, Timmy. That seems awful silly. Sometimes you only *need* a spoon, after-all.” Dick grins at the TV when he hears the dishwasher door violently slam.
I just love that Tim is so ridiculously high strung that he cant see Dick is trolling him. His Blood pressure must be rocketing.
I kinda wanted Dick to explain why the sock was in the fridge LMAO, that of course was another part that had me laughing.
Tim is — he thinks this must be what it’s like to actually see red. His hands are shaking in their balled up fists - he feels his face tighten and his eyes narrow. “Dick, I will kill y-”
I live how Dick knows EXACTLY how to rile Tim up. This seems like practiced easy and poor Tim just takes the bait. Dick, stop picking on Tim for your own amusement XD…and our amusement.
“You, Mr. Drake are giving me your adorable ‘angry-badger’ face.”
This is just the most hilariously adorable mental image, EVER. I almost went and googled angry badgers. I’m sure it would have been offensively cute. Like Timmy.
Tim feels his face scrunch more and he put yellow cleaning glove covered hands on his hips, “I do not have an angry bad-gmmph.”
And then the image just gets even cuter, with Tim with his squished cheeks.
And fffff kisses *___________* This is everything that I want right now ♥♥♥
“No. You smell good, Timmy. Like,” Dick inhales the younger man’s scent on his skin, and snorts out a laugh and presses his smile into Tim’s sternum, “Like sweat and Chlorox.”
This is just so adorable. Just Dick speaking impulsively and then his brain catching up. They are just so cute and I’m smiling so wide right now.
And then more kisses. Kisses that flutter in Tim’s stomach and ignite lights behind his eyelids and kisses that he can feel under Dick’s fingers, even though his lips are against his own.
This is such a lovely description *_* *wibbles
His skull knocks lightly against the plaster wall when Dick pushes him there. He feels Dick as he the older man falls to his knees in from of Tim. Feels Dick pull Tim’s shirt out and fit his head under the cotton.
I may very well have to draw this at some point fff, this is such a wonderful image *__* Dickkkk I can just picture is so clearly.
And really your descriptions are so hot and sexy and fffff yum. I just want to draw every part I read and THEN
“Oh my God - when was the last time you did laundry, Dick?” Tim’s hand absently curls around where Dick’s head sticks out from beneath Tim’s shirt.
“Close your eyes, Tim!” Is the only thing Dick says before he uses his lips to open the button on Tim’s jeans and his teeth to unzip them.
Tim closes his eyes.
This just about killed me. omg, seriously laughing so hard when I read it. even now I cant’ stop grinning. You have such a fantastic sense of humour. I just love Tims reaction.
Dick has Tim above him, bony, scarred knees straddling Dick’s chest as Dick pressed kisses through Tim’s shirt, bites gently at his right nipple and the sucks it through the cotton.
I really love this description, I should be sleepign and youre getting me all inspired Pro. HONESTLY DD< What a gorgeous description tho.
All of the foreplay is so wonderfully described and, i dunno. You kind of write it differently, how to explain - more creatively perhaps. It’s not your standard roll in the sheets that you’ve read 20 times. And those were an awesome 20 times but this
It’s got somethign a bit different ot offer. Your writing usually does.
Tim breathes in once — gasps — and more crunching.
“Dick, what the hell is in your sheets?” Tim stills himself, tried not to move at all. It almost sounds like… foil?
The humour is slaying me. I am dead. Dick you are really and truly so gross. Lol I just spotted your tag, yes, Dick. You are horrible. And there’s no recovering from this Dick. There will be no sexy time until the colours and whites are at the very least separated.
That is if Tim can even stand to look at you.
Pro, seriously, ffffff this was just so amazing ;___________; I really love it. You’re just too good for me and thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Look how SPOILED I am
This WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL person sent me some of the plushes she had left over from a con. Seriously I was *so* ridiculously flattered when she asked if I would like some.
Also, amazingly quick postage?? LOL didn’t even take a week to get to Ireland!
Made by the amazing kkcross!!
Look how CUTE these are!! Ffff already attached so I can be a complete geek and very few people will get what they actually are 8D
The most precious babies!! ♥♥♥♥
And you know it just has to be done~
Thank you SO SO MUCH for these.
You should have seen my FACE when I saw Tim ;^;
He is the most precious little darling and he has now taken residence on my bookshelves where he and Kon will have the weeekend to themselves 8DD
Which is my way of letting people know I possibly won’t be around for the next few days. I’m visiting my family and my mother decided not to pay the phone bill so the net was cut off.
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn good luuuck~~