People follow hollywoodsuperstarmeredy because he/she is perverted and has long slender fingers.
Oh….
People follow Itsu because he/she is crude and has a noodle addiction.
See, I knew the moe was a lie.
People follow MaerynSen because he/she is perverted and has rainbow-colored hair.
*closes the windows and locks the doors*
Fuck, they know.
People follow goddessofcheese because he/she is a porn star and plays the guitar.
LMAO, THAT SHIT IS A LIEEEEEEEEE.
People follow coppermarigolds because he/she is melodramatic and likes threesomes.
That first part is definitely true. The second, not so much!
People follow foxybcosplay because he/she is like a boss and likes banana milk.
People follow barbeauxbot because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and hates shaving.
which one of you’s the snitch
People follow rurone because of her wide collection of cat gifs, apparently.
People follow fyeahlilbitoeverything because he/she is a bishounen and doesn’t make sense.
People follow aqueenamongstkings because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and makes weird gestures in public.
People follow PinkTala because he/she is influential and likes showering with others.
People follow protagonistically because he/she is melodramatic and eats too much. Yeah. :(
People follow Kaciart because he/she is pure and has a dirty mind.
